1 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,939 I've got you now, Captain Action Figure. 2 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,908 And there is no escape! 3 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:13,378 That's what you think, Dr. Freebie. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,679 Come, Remington. 5 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,581 Oh, no! Not... 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:20,184 Yes, it's Remington, the robot puppy that transforms 7 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:22,086 into an assault rifle. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,323 With telescopic tail sight! 9 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:28,660 - And doggie night vision! - I want that! 10 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:32,631 OK, boy, let's show Dr. Freebie how to play dead. 11 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,874 Hey! 12 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:43,352 I can't believe they'd put 13 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,689 that kind of violence in a children's show. 14 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,981 - What are they thinking? - Buy me the puppy rifle. 15 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,682 That's what they're thinking. 16 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,585 Hey, Mom. I've got this little bump on the back of my neck. 17 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,832 A bump? I'd better take a look at that. 18 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,824 Yeah, I'm a little worried. It's breaking the line of my sweater. 19 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,826 Well, then. There's no time to waste. 20 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,296 Something smells funny. 21 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,665 - Oh! Oh, Charlene! - What? 22 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,067 - Yeah? - This bump is your scent gland. 23 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:12,471 - Your scent's come in! - Oh, already? 24 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,107 - I can't believe it! Mom! - Oh! 25 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,976 How come they're happy? She stinks. 26 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:23,215 To you and to every other male, except one particular boy out there... 27 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,250 - Yeah. - Who'll find that scent 28 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:28,019 a wonderful, magical fragrance. 29 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:32,724 And that's the boy Charlene is destined to spend the rest of her life with. 30 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,659 She still stinks. 31 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:40,131 Trust me, for one lucky boy that scent is the beginning of love and romance. 32 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,880 Remember, Earl, when I got my scent? 33 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,738 Oh, you bet. You smelled exactly like a new car. 34 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,741 You were attracted to Mom 'cause she smells like a car? 35 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,409 A new car. 36 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:57,015 Showroom fresh, leather interior, pile carpeting. Oh... 37 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,652 - Not in front of the children. - Oh, sorry, Fran. 38 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,522 For a minute there I was 18 again. 39 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,991 - Earl. - Please. 40 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:09,794 Whoa! What's that stench? 41 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,130 Are the carpets on fire again? 42 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,933 - No, it's my scent, Daddy. - Swell. 43 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,279 It just came in this morning. Smell. 44 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,005 - Isn't it great? - Yeah, great. 45 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:22,240 Whoa, later. 46 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:28,046 Oh, oh, is somebody burning tires? 47 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,815 Charlene got her scent. 48 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,884 - It's a magical fragrance. - Yeah. 49 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,088 Congratulations. Now, could somebody please open a window? 50 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,489 Very funny. You see, you're just jealous 51 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,792 because I'm about to start a whole new life. 52 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:44,296 And once I'm married, Mom and Dad won't be making all my decisions 53 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,798 like telling me where to go and what to think. 54 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,567 - I'll have a husband to do that. - Good plan. 55 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:53,404 Now, if you could just get someone to chew your food and breathe for you, 56 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,941 you won't have to lug that pesky brain around. 57 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,675 - Jealous. - Yeah... 58 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,779 Ha! Of course, I can't start a whole new life with an old wardrobe. 59 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:04,349 A milestone like this requires major shopping. 60 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:08,554 I'm glad to see the significance of this event was not lost on you. 61 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:12,690 Oh, I just realized. I could meet him in school today. 62 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:14,859 My future mate for life. 63 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,662 Ha. I could be engaged before homeroom. 64 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,697 Oh, I gotta change! 65 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,837 Ooh, OK, here comes another one. 66 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,706 Yeah? OK. 67 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:33,845 Huh? 68 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,017 Huh? 69 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:41,987 - Oh, gee. - Boy, this is so depressing. 70 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:45,257 I mean, six hours and not one guy has noticed me. 71 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,692 There you are! 72 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,327 Mr. Pullman? 73 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:54,700 At last, my desperate, lonely search is at an end. 74 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,869 - Aah... - Oh... 75 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,106 Oh, boy. 76 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,942 Oh, well, I don't know. Charlene Sinclair-Pullman. 77 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:07,279 - It could've been magic. - Very funny. 78 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,848 - What's that acrid odor? - Huh? 79 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,184 Oh, let me guess. Burning rubber, right? 80 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,787 Of course! Those darn seniors. 81 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:18,757 I told them, "No wheelies in the parking lot." 82 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,727 - Excuse me, ladies. - Sure. 83 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,031 Charlene, I don't know. This is kind of weird. 84 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:30,001 Standing in the hall waiting for some boy to get wind of you. 85 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,972 - It's pretty undignified. - Yeah, you're right. 86 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:37,476 What if I sat on the hood of your car, and you drove me around town? 87 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:40,011 - Ooh, cool. Meet you outside. - Great. 88 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,448 ♪ ...race is two miles long Do-dah, do-dah ♪ 89 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:51,356 Oh, no! Not him! 90 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,891 Not the custodian! 91 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,963 - Oh, yes! - No! 92 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,565 Oh, baby! 93 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,032 Honey, I'm home. 94 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,106 Aaah! 95 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,153 - Ohh! - Ow! 96 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,778 - Ow! - Ooh! 97 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,480 Aah! 98 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,758 No! 99 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,728 Yeah! 100 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,598 Oh, baby! 101 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,035 Oh, that smarts! Oh! 102 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,506 I know I come over here for something. 103 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,742 - Oh, yeah. That smell on you! - What? 104 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,778 Whoo-ee! Takes me back to my first car. 105 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,814 - I smell like a new car? - Oh, heck, no. 106 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,884 That baby had some miles on her. 107 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,053 - What?! - Burned off something fierce! 108 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:31,255 Never figured I'd smell anything like that old smudge pot again, 109 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:35,660 - but, shoot, girl. Here you be. - Yeah. Gosh. 110 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:39,363 Wow, that's very flattering, but if you don't mind I gotta go... 111 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:42,067 Uh, uh, uh. You got the smell. 112 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,803 That means you the one. 113 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,939 I'm sure this is just some sort of crazy mix-up. 114 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,108 Oh, there's no use fightin' it, darlin'. 115 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,678 That smell and this nose go together like a hog and slop. 116 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:56,247 We was made for each other, girl! 117 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,894 But you don't even know my name! 118 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,484 - I know what it's gonna be! - What? 119 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,255 Mrs. Ray Gherkin, janitor! 120 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:08,160 But, but, I, I... I'm too young to be married. 121 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,462 - No. - I'm only 15. 122 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:14,299 So. My sister was only 14 when she married Uncle Cephus. 123 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,179 And there's nothing I'd like more 124 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,981 than to be part of such a loving, inbred family, but I... 125 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:23,508 Yeah. You don't have to sweet talk me, buttercup. I'm ready to do this deal. 126 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,443 Yeah, but I'm not! 127 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,979 I mean, I just can't believe that I'm supposed to 128 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,326 spend the rest of my life with you! 129 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:33,818 Believe it, sugar. And it's a pretty picture, too. 130 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:38,056 You, me, a trailer park, and a parcel of young'uns 131 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:41,159 crawling over everything like maggots. Oh, yeah! 132 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:44,062 Huh? Where'd my little smoke bomb go? 133 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,297 Don't matter. 134 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:51,369 You can run... but you can't hide. 135 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,571 Whoo-hoo! 136 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,314 - More. - You finished that whole gallon? 137 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:07,852 - You can't still be hungry. - This isn't about satisfying hunger, 138 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,453 this is about exploding! 139 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:13,058 I know you're disappointed, but eating's only going to make it worse. 140 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,694 Worse? Nature has determined that I'm to spend my life 141 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,229 with a boorish, slovenly, dimwit? 142 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,309 Do you have any idea what that's like? 143 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,935 - Fran, the TV's gone! - Turn around, honey. 144 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,804 Found it! 145 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,673 - The time passes quickly. - Yeah. 146 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,875 - Oh, look at this! - Hmm? 147 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,677 You heard right, ladies. 148 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,880 Spike reductions, tail enlargements, even scent changes 149 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,183 for just $29.95. We'll make it bigger, smaller. 150 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,418 Make you smell like a daisy at Surgery King. 151 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,788 If you can find the same surgical procedures anywhere for less, 152 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,657 I'll match it, or your second surgery is free! 153 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,794 And you can believe me because I'm not just the announcer... 154 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,430 I'm also a chief of surgery. 155 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,834 - Move it. - What?! You're not serious! 156 00:08:56,936 --> 00:09:00,037 Charlene, you can't change your scent. 157 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,640 - It's a scam! - You don't know that! 158 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,143 Tonight we go behind the scenes at Surgery King. 159 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,725 - What? - Where bogus promises of scent changing 160 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,214 have already lured countless, gullible saps. 161 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,717 After that, two more depressing stories, 162 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:15,352 then a bit of fluff from the old, whiny guy. 163 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:19,023 - I'm gonna smell forever. - There's nothing wrong with your scent. 164 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:24,495 Your scent is who you are, and I think you're a wonderful young girl. 165 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,775 Yeah? Yeah, well if I'm so wonderful, 166 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,020 how come the only guy who sees it spends 167 00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:31,569 most of his time with his head in the toilet? 168 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,371 You know what? 169 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:36,107 I think we should invite Ray over for dinner. 170 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:40,545 Uh-huh. And the twisted, misguided logic behind that would be... 171 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,780 That in a relaxed, social setting, 172 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,849 you can get to know what Ray is really like. 173 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,817 Oh, you're right, Mom. 174 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,086 Yeah. It's time we move past the glamorous, 175 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:52,357 debonair image we all have of school custodians. 176 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:55,871 Look, if he's as awful as you say, you have nothing to worry about. 177 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,696 Your father will never give his blessing for a marriage. 178 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,566 What? 179 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,607 This can't be happening to me. 180 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,611 - I'll get it. - No! No, tell him we moved. 181 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:17,181 Tell him it's the wrong address, Mom. Please. 182 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,884 OK. I don't want to prejudice you in any way, Dad, 183 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,454 but you've got to take a long, hard look at this guy 184 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:25,089 and see him for the fat loser he really is. 185 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,690 Now, don't worry. 186 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:30,495 I'm not gonna let just anybody walk off with my little princess. 187 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,563 Earl, this is Ray Gherkin. 188 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,166 - Howdy-do! - I like him. 189 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,902 - Dad! - It's nice to meet you, Mr. Sinclair. 190 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,704 Hope you don't mind, but I parked my truck on your lawn 191 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,140 so's I can keep an eye on it. 192 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,409 Don't want nobody stealing my new gun rack. 193 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,645 - Smart. - Hey, Smokey! 194 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,848 Hi, Ray. Uh, what's that under your arm? 195 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,451 I didn't want to show up at the in-laws empty-handed. 196 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,986 - Brewski? - You read my mind. 197 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:59,423 All right! I bet I can guzzle faster than you. 198 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:02,994 - You're on! - OK, here we go! 199 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,365 Pretty dreamy, huh, Mom? 200 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,637 - I'm champion. - Wow! Doesn't that hurt? 201 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,006 Can ain't got no feelin'. Right, Earl? 202 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,641 What a clever insight, 203 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,143 but I believe, now, my husband has some questions 204 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,257 - he'd like to ask you. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 205 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:26,283 - Questions? Oh, yeah, right. Um... - Uh-huh. 206 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,352 Could you teach me that thing with the beer can? 207 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,154 Earl! 208 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,190 - That ain't no big thing. - Hmm? 209 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,932 Here, Ray. Why don't you sit down? 210 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,893 - Oh, OK. - No, Mom! 211 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,963 So, Ray. Charlene tells me you're a custodian. 212 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:43,034 Yeah, but I'm just doing it for the money, which ain't all that good. 213 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,270 But I can swipe all the disinfectant I want. 214 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:50,842 Well, anyhoo, I'm taking night school so I can make something of myself. 215 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,611 Oh, really? Night school. 216 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,780 - Please. - Yep. Some say it's a dream, 217 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,348 but someday... 218 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,918 I'm gonna be a tree pusher. 219 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,186 - You wanna be a tree pusher? - Yeah. 220 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,322 Reach for the stars. That's what Daddy said. 221 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:06,858 Never said nothin' else. 222 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,161 That's when we had to keep him in that little room under the stairs. 223 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,530 Hey, tree pushing's a noble profession. 224 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:16,200 You've gotta be a special kind of guy to push down hundreds of trees a day. 225 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:17,869 Are you sure you're up to it? 226 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,506 Yep. Long as I got a good, sturdy female behind me. 227 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,848 Watch it! 228 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,876 I know exactly what you mean. 229 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:29,013 Would you excuse me for a minute, please?! 230 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,916 Look, my life is flashing before me. 231 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,852 And it's your life, Mom. Do something! 232 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:38,089 Um... Why don't we have dinner and chat some more? 233 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,031 I'm sure we have a lot to talk about. 234 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,694 No, no. I think we can skip the formalities, Frannie. 235 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,562 - Ray. - Yeah. 236 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,732 I'd be honored to have you as a member of my family. 237 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,166 You adopting me? 238 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:53,838 No. I'm giving you my blessing to marry my daughter. 239 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,674 Well, hot doggies! Did you hear that, Charlene? 240 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,777 Now there ain't nothing to stop us from getting hitched. 241 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:05,550 Frail little bird, ain't she? 242 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,495 - So, you're making a new scent? - Yeah. I've got to. 243 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,732 My real scent attracted a janitor. 244 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,733 You'd have someone to clean up your room. 245 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,403 Yeah... And yet, something is missing. 246 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,105 - Several key chromosomes? - For starters. 247 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,007 You think rubbing on this other scent 248 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,243 is gonna help you attract a better class of guy? 249 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,211 - Yeah. - What a bizarre concept. 250 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,748 Hey, it's worth a try. Here we go. Ah! 251 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,318 - OK. Come on, smell me, smell me. - OK, OK. 252 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,380 What do you smell? 253 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,788 - I'm in a pine forest... - Good. 254 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,657 - High in the mountains... - Yeah. 255 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:51,128 A sweet, alpine breeze caresses me with the scent of jasmine... 256 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,708 - Jasmine. - Honeysuckle, 257 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,372 and a fiery heap of burning whitewalls. 258 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,835 There's got to be a way out. I mean... 259 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,238 There's got to be something I can do! 260 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,373 Refer to scent... 261 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,675 Scent, hmm, scent, scent. Where is it? 262 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,644 Oh, here it is! 263 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,846 OK... All right... 264 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,152 - Charlene, it's two in the morning. - What? 265 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,556 - What are you doing? - Well, I'm just reading, Grandma. 266 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,658 Hey, shouldn't you be asleep? 267 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,328 I try to stay up at night so I'm out cold when your father's around. 268 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,741 Nah. 269 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,266 - So... you're reading. - Yeah. 270 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,033 What is it, fashion catalogues? 271 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,214 No, no. I'm studying a medical text 272 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,149 on reptilian, olfactory function. 273 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:38,476 - I'm old, don't mess with my world. - Oh, no, no, no. Grandma. 274 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,246 Several of these books mention one particular flower with enzymes 275 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:46,817 so powerful that it can actually change a dinosaur's body chemistry. 276 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:51,355 If I could find that flower, I might be able to change my scent. 277 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,957 You're talking about the McGuffen lily. 278 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,406 Yes, that's it! Oh, that's the one! Where is it? 279 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,130 Well, nobody knows for sure. 280 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,533 Legend has it that it grows in a valley 281 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,535 on the other side of the super continent. 282 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,137 Look, you've got to tell me how to get there. 283 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:11,275 Please. It's the only chance I've got to change my scent. 284 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:15,746 Charlene, sweetheart, you can't change your scent. 285 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,348 Fine, fine. 286 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,751 Then I'll marry Ray, he'll move in here, 287 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:23,454 and you'll have someone exactly like Dad around all the time. 288 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,023 Um... I'll draw you a map. 289 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,560 Let's see... North by northwest... 290 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:32,096 Yeah, OK. Here we go. 291 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,131 OK... 292 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,034 OK... Uh... 293 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,973 OK. OK, if this map is right, 294 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:20,044 there should be a whole field of lilies just beyond these vines. 295 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,714 All right, we're about there. 296 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,051 Hi there. 297 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,787 Welcome to Foto-Fast. Film developing in a flash. 298 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,923 What are you doing here? 299 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:35,993 I offer the finest in photo processing with drive-thru convenience, of course. 300 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,462 What!? Drive-thru? There are no roads out here! 301 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:39,931 Sure, now, but when there are, 302 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,034 you watch everyone start scrambling for all the good locations. 303 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,171 - Then we'll see who's crazy, huh? - Well, maybe you can help me. 304 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,206 Oh, sure. You picking up or dropping off? 305 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,176 No, no. I'm looking for a special kind of flower. 306 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,945 The McGuffen lily. 307 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,714 Uh, beautiful little thing with golden blossoms 308 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,484 and a wondrous, almost mystical, fragrance? 309 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,152 Yes! Yes! Have you seen it? 310 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,787 - Sure, the place was lousy with them. - What? 311 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,723 That was before we paved the whole thing over to build the hut. 312 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,559 There's still some around, right? 313 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,129 - You didn't tear them all up, did you? - Uh, 'fraid so. 314 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,465 Hey, if you don't want any pictures developed, 315 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,300 you got anything you want laminated? 316 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,336 - No. - Uh, film to video transfer? 317 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,372 No. I needed those flowers. 318 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,307 - I can make you a key. - Shut up! 319 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:27,244 Oh, boy. I can't believe I came all this way for nothing! 320 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,147 Oh, I'd hardly say nothing. 321 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,382 Bring this coupon next time and you get free double prints. Eh? 322 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,696 How am I supposed to change my scent now? 323 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,321 Those flowers were my only hope. 324 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,456 - Aah, tough break, kid. - Yeah. 325 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,693 Say, on your way home, could you stick some of these flyers on trees? 326 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,630 I'm dying out here - 327 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,803 I still don't understand how you could let her go off on a dangerous trip 328 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,973 like that all by herself. She's only 15! 329 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,379 Oh, beauty! 330 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,481 I don't know what I was thinking. 331 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,662 Well, I can't just stand here waiting. 332 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,054 - I'm calling the police. - Don't bother, I'm back. 333 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,924 Charlene, thank heavens! Are you all right? 334 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,926 - I'm fine. - Did you find the lilies? 335 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,896 No. The legendary lilies were all plowed under 336 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,065 to make room for a one-hour photo booth. 337 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,634 I wish I'd known. I had film. 338 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,003 That was such a crazy thing to do. 339 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,217 Anything's worth it to get out of marrying Ray. 340 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,308 But you can't get out of it. This is the way nature planned it. 341 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,544 - This is your destiny. - Well, I want a different destiny. 342 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,881 Honey, marriage is not that bad. 343 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:40,384 Sure, Ray may seem like not the best catch in the world, 344 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,987 but with your help he can grow and change. 345 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,722 - Just look at your father. - Bad example. 346 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,492 I've been working with him, shaping him, for 20 years 347 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,261 and with wonderful results. 348 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,696 Why you can see he's so much more... more... 349 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,032 - Fat. - Mother! 350 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,100 I'm trying to give her a reason to live! 351 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,903 Uh, I found a reason to live, Ma. 352 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,605 I... I climbed a mountain. 353 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:05,209 I crossed a desert. I hiked a thousand miles. 354 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,779 - You climbed a mountain? - Yep. 355 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,281 And I discovered I'm capable of anything. 356 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:14,685 And that there's a world of adventure and challenge out there. 357 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,888 But now the only adventure in my life will be discovering 358 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,792 new ways to get beer stains out of Ray's overalls. 359 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,829 - Rub in a little club soda? - So Thursday night... 360 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,337 - Oh, Charlene, you're back. - Yeah. 361 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,839 Ray, you are losing it, pal. 362 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,675 When I was courtin' Frannie, I could smell her a mile away. 363 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,444 Depending on the prevailing winds, of course. 364 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,482 Smokey, is that you? 365 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,985 Yeah, it's me. 366 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,488 - Whoo-ee, you stink! - Huh? 367 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,590 Hey, Ray. Hey, a word of advice. 368 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,193 You don't usually talk to your wife like that until after the wedding. 369 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,230 Oh, I don't care. That smell could knock a rat off a road pizza. 370 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,433 - What? - You've done something to your scent. 371 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,703 You go back and hose yourself off. Get yourself smelling right. 372 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:10,874 - Now, go on, girl. Git. - But... Mom? What does he mean? 373 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,877 I mean, I don't smell different, do I? 374 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,480 - Well, you do to him. - So... 375 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,950 Don't you see, your scent has changed. 376 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,619 But how could it? I never found the flowers. 377 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,255 You tried to find them. 378 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,957 When everyone said you couldn't change your scent, 379 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,360 - you still went out and tried. - Ohh... 380 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,996 The old Charlene would have just given up. 381 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:36,434 You've changed, Charlene. In here. 382 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:40,471 - I'm a-waiting. - Aah... Yeah... 383 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,507 - I'm sorry, Ray... - Huh? 384 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,742 - But I'm not going anywhere. - Oh? 385 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:49,112 And I'm not going to marry you. 386 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,114 Don't you sass me, girl! 387 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,719 There's plenty of females out there'd give their eyeteeth to be with me. 388 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,787 - Well, then marry one of them. - Huh? 389 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,523 You belong with someone who's missing some teeth. 390 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,993 All right, I'm out of here, dadgumit. 391 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,562 But you won't forget me, girl. 392 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,265 Every time you see a shiny, white toilet staring back at you 393 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:13,137 like a polar bear's butt, you're gonna remember Ray Gherkin, janitor! 394 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,953 - Oh! - There! Now, I'm gettin' out of here. 395 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,945 I'm gonna miss that colorful dialect. 396 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,148 Charlene, are you crazy! 397 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,717 Letting that gem of a guy walk out of here? 398 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:31,255 You go out there and apologize to him right now! 399 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,725 - No, Daddy. - What did you say? 400 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,294 I said I'm not apologizing to Ray. 401 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:41,398 And I'm not marrying anyone until I'm ready. 402 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,769 Okeydoke. 403 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,437 Hey, what happened to Ray? 404 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,807 He's out there taking his truck off the blocks. 405 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,709 - I threw him out. - Oh, yeah, right. 406 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,312 I did and I've got news for you. 407 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:58,649 I'm not gonna let you walk all over me anymore 408 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,485 with your macho, teenage male posturing, 409 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:05,656 and your pseudo-intellectual, anti-establishment attitude. 410 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,859 - What'd you find out there? A thesaurus? - Ha! 411 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,795 Look, don't push me, Charlene. I know your weak spots. 412 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,276 I could reduce you to rubble like that. 413 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,811 - Yeah? - Yeah. 414 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,936 - Take your best shot. - OK, all right, you asked for it. 415 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:24,174 Your sweater. It's got... a snag. 416 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,615 It's only clothing. 417 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,419 Aah!